Sorry I Wasn’t Listening Tote Bag, Funny Sarcastic Gen Z Quote | Retro 90s Aesthetic Shoulder Shopper

Description

Carry your essentials with a touch of humor with this “Sorry I Wasn’t Listening” tote bag! Perfect for anyone who loves a great laugh. This witty tote features a vibrant 90s retro aesthetic, complete with distressed stripes and a playful quote, making it a unique statement piece. It’s ideal for the expressive, sarcastic soul or anyone who marches to their own beat. A fantastic gift for Gen Z, students, best friends, or a quirky surprise for a coworker who appreciates a good chuckle.

Product Features for Tote Bag:

Fabric: 100% Cotton
Handles: Sheeting self-fabric handles
Size: 15″x16″ Inches
Printing: (DTG) Direct-to-Garment printing

Product Features for Weekender Tote Bag:

100% spun polyester: Made from specially spun polyester threads, it retains it’s shape, doesn’t wrinkle so doesn’t require ironing
Vibrant colors: The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Black woven handles: Made from cotton webbing, the bag features black handles for easy carrying

Product Features for Large Eco Tote:

100% organic cotton twill: There are no synthetic substances or genetic modifications used during the production of this product
6 gallon capacity (23 liters): Large and spacious so it can add much needed practicality to any trip — whether to the store, or to the countryside.
Oeko-tex standard 100: Certified by OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for sustainable manufacturing practices.
100% vegan and cruelty-free: Peta-approved vegan.
Ocs and grs-certified organic: Organic Content Standard (CRS) and Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certifications for sustainable production.

Product Features for Cotton Canvas Tote Bag:

Fabric: 100% Cotton Canvas | Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
Handles: Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching
Size: 15″x16″ Inches

Product Features for Organic Cotton Tote Bag:

100% cotton: Made with specially spun fibers for a fabric that is highly durable, smooth, and perfect for printing
Cotton web handles: Durable and comfortable to carry, can be carried by hand or over the shoulder
Flat corners: The front and back sides are sewn together without any extra space inside
Reinforced stitching on handles: A second row of stitching to make a seam stronger
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.

Product Features for Zippered Canvas Tote – Q-Tees Q1300:

Material-100% cotton canvas: Spacious-Large main compartment with zipper closure:
Heavy-duty construction: This tote is crafted from 100% 12 oz./yd² heavy cotton canvas for lasting durability.
Secure main compartment: The spacious main compartment features a full zipper closure to keep your items safe and secure.
Convenient front pocket: An external front zipper pocket provides quick and organized access to smaller necessities.
Comfortable shoulder handles: Equipped with 24 1/2″ self-fabric handles that have an 8 1/2″ drop for comfortable over-the-shoulder carrying.
Generous capacity: With a 19-liter capacity and dimensions of 18″ W x 14″ H x 4 1/2″ D, this bag can carry all your essentials.

Product Features for Canvas Tote Bag, 5-Color Straps:

100% polyester canvas: Fine weave texture fabric and foamed lining makes wearing super soft and comfortable
Vibrant colors: The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
All over print: Print covers entire product
Boxed corners: Front and Back sides are sewn together by creating extra space on sides which adds more room

Product Features for Eco Tote Bag:

100% organic cotton twill: There are no synthetic substances or genetic modifications used during the production of this product
Double-sided print: Double-sided printing allows for visibility from both sides, maximizing exposure
Oeko-tex standard 100: Certified by OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for sustainable manufacturing practices.
Ocs and grs-certified organic: Organic Content Standard (CRS) and Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certifications for sustainable production.